new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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