i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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