you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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