hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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