I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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