Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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