It's Friday. Sex?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I am mentally ready for anal.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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