What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I'm bleeding and have questions
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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