Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
