I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
