Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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