Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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