dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
