how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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