Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Let's get the cat blown out
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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