Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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