she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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