One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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