she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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