Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I forget how to act sober
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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