chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Green mimosas i think yes
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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