The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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