i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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You. Win. At. Life.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
being pregnant is like rehab
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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