How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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