I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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