You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
