this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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