i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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