they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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