so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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