We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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