hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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