I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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