I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just google imaged poop.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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