put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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