How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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