I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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