Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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