i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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