Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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