is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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