NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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