"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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