I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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