Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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