just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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