HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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