it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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