I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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