I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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