I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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