im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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