i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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