You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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