he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
These tits shall not be calmed
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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