I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think people are normalizing furries
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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