Buhtt sex?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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