She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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